a friend's

[victor]

Birthday yesterday and he received an e mail from his account manager which said" this is your special day ,Happy Birthday, remember i am available any time" ,account manager is female .

trying to speak another language does'nt always come out as you meant it to!

[Kaz]

The bank that likes to say Yes?

[TheOstrich]

Blimey, you wouldn't get that sort of service in this country ......

[Weka]