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Postby TheOstrich » 17 Jan 2016, 00:09

Saturday 16/01/16 – National League 1 @ 15:00 – Level 3
Coventry RUFC 21 Richmond RUFC 21
Admission £11 and programme: £2.50
Refreshments: a large helping of faggots, mushy peas and chips (frites) for £3, cuppa tea £1
Attendance: 1,229

Overnight frost and waterlogged pitches again led to the cancellation of many soccer games in the area, which is going to lead to a hectic April and May for some clubs when all these postponements get rescheduled. So I’m continuing my “mini-season” of rugby union matches and I’d already ear-marked a trip to the rather prosaically-named Butts Arena to see 9th place Coventry take on the league leaders. No doubts over the pitch, although it did look as if someone had recently driven a combine harvester backwards and forwards across it, judging by the tyre marks in the sodden turf. :shock:

The Butts Arena is an easy venue to visit, located a mere 15 minute stroll from Coventry railway station through a retail park, then back-streets of student housing and residential care homes. It costs me nothing to get to Coventry thanks to my senior concession pass, and trains from Birmingham are frequent – today, the 13:04 Cross Country service to Bournemouth was miraculously on time, although the on-board announcement from the catering staff were totally unintelligible unless you believe they were selling plestrolios, brandons and flyseel, whatever they might be! :D In a quiet corner of Coventry station, there’s a plaque commemorating the poet and novelist Philip Larkin, who was a native of the city, quoting the first stanza of his work “I Remember, I Remember”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5C3wth2v_w

Richmond RUFC (that’s Richmond in London, not the Yorkshire one) were founded in 1861, and are one of the oldest clubs in existence. They’ve traditionally been one of the top-flight names, but it all went pear-shaped in 1999 when a backer pulled the plug on them, resulting in financial administration. Under the RFU’s regulations, that meant suspension from league rugby for a season, followed by having to start again at the bottom of the pile; basically an eight division relegation. A bit like Leeds United being placed in the Northern Counties East league … :lol: Anyway, Richmond resumed with no less than 83 straight wins in league matches, a modern-day record, which got them back up to Level 5 in short order, but have in recent years found it more difficult to climb up the next two steps of the pyramid. They’re in pole position for another promotion this season, but have to outpace Blackheath and Hartpury College, the two clubs hard on their heels.

It was “Ladies Day” today and the WAGs were having a merry meal in the clubhouse when I arrived. I managed to snaffle one of the menus – the main couse was roast bacon loin, cider mustard and brie sauce, crushed new potatoes, cabbage leeks and peas; followed by a cheese selection with biscuits and chutneys. Pinot Grigio, a Merlot or a Zinfandel were £12.60 a bottle with Prosecco £20 and Champagne £40. I was more than happy with my faggots and tea!

To the match, and a pulsating game from the start, with Richmond playing the ball close amongst the forwards, and employing the rolling maul to good effect, whilst Coventry tried a more expansive game, although their passing sometimes wasn’t the best. Richmond opened the scoring with a 17m try after sustained pressure and sleight of handling which eventually eluded the Coventry defence. Coventry made it 7-7 on 14m when hooker Price juggled with the ball on the touchline, somehow kept it in play, and rumbled the 10 yards to the line. On 33m, Richmond were all but over the home side’s try line but Coventry’s Lespierre somehow managed a last-ditch interception of the ball. Right on the stroke of half-time, Coventry took the lead when full-back Mieres jinked through the Richmond rear-guard.

On 50m, Richmond’s Allcock became their second player to be yellow carded and Coventry took advantage almost immediately as Richmond’s defence collapsed the resulting scrum 5 yards out and the referee awarded a penalty try. At 21-7, it was looking good for the home team, but Richmond again applied pressure and Coventry eventually conceded a try scored by Davies in the far corner (57m) before replacement scrum half Gibbs worked the ball through on 74m for the away side’s third try which brought the score to 21-21. So, a tense final period in which Coventry were awarded a kickable penalty (the first one attempted in the game) but hooked it well wide, before Richmond ground inexorably forward with a long period of possession and got within 15 yards of the Coventry goal line before the home side were awarded a penalty and gratefully hoisted the ball into touch to end the game.

There aren’t many draws in rugby union, but this was an absolutely fair result at the end of an absorbing game!
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 17 Jan 2016, 08:13

What a great read Ossie! :D :D :D

I loved the Philip Larkin connection - when I was in the UK in 2013 I'd arranged to meet MM (Shelley) as we were going to see Bruce Springsteen at the Ricoh Arena in Coventry.

I got the train from New Street to Coventry station and took a photograph of the plaque...which sits right behind the Virgin bulletin board on Platform 1! :lol: :lol:

I'd have loved the mushy peas and chips but have to confess to never having tasted faggots. What are they?

Oh...and I love the name Butts Arena. That very much appeals to my Carry On sense of humour! :lol: :lol:

Thanks Ossie. :D :D :D :D
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 17 Jan 2016, 09:29

:lol: :lol: Ally we have Carry On, Don't Lose Your Head on the telly at the moment, love Carry On films here ;) They were my dad's favourites too :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ossie, Mick enjoyed that description of the match, I read it out to him as I didn't understand some of the terms :geek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad you got some decent grub, well the peas and chips anyway I'm not keen on faggots. Ally they are little meatball type things, made of offal I think.
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 17 Jan 2016, 10:23

Kaz....my eyes lit up at the word meatballs :lol: then :shock: :shock: :shock: when I clocked the word offal. :lol:

I watched Carry On, Don't Lose Your Head only yesterday! :lol:

Wasn't Joan Simms really lovely looking? :D
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 17 Jan 2016, 12:18

Faggots and rich gravy .... a taste of my childhood; can't resist them! The staple faggot purveyor was "Mr Brains", and they're still going today; you can buy them on the Asda frozen aisle. I can demolish 6 pork faggots with mash at a sitting .... :mrgreen:

http://mrbrains.co.uk/products/

The Philip Larkin youtube clip - the poem was recited by "Tom O'Bedlam". Googling, it seems "Tom O'Bedlam" remains anonymous - no-one has ever managed to work out who in real-life he actually is!

Kaz, I thought of you and Mick when I looked at the league table and spotted Hartpury College; am I imagining it or wasn't that where your daughter studied for a while? I have it mind to possibly visit there next season .....

As for the Butts Arena, (which is technically in the area of Spon End), The Butts is a street name nearby, on my walk from the station. Now there is also a rugby club called Barkers Butts RUFC which used to play in Coventry and is now based in Meriden. If I recall correctly from when I visited Barkers Butts a few years back now, their programme stated that the name originated from a medieval industry in Coventry which was the fletching of arrows. The fletchers were known as the barkers, and the butts were wooden barrels they used to shoot arrows into to test them. I haven't been able to confirm that off the internet, though, I'll have to try to dig out my old programme sometime!
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 17 Jan 2016, 16:43

She was pretty Ally :)

Ossie yes, Becks did her Animal Management B Tech there from 2011 to 2013 and loved it. It's a fantastic college, the sports facilities are world class, including the equestrian facilities, and the rugby is too - in fact Gloucester rugby train up there! :) :) The setting is breathtaking, amazing views from up there :) Hartpury is about 3 miles north of the city, not far at all :)
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 23 Jan 2016, 22:10

Saturday 23/01/16 – West Midlands (Regional) League Premier Division @ 15:00 – Step 6
Tipton Town 0 Bromyard Town 3
Admission £3 and programme: £1.50
Refreshments: went into the Tipton Sports Academy Social Club before the game, chose a “Classic Hot Dog” for £4.25, and when it (eventually) arrived, it was served on a dinner plate in a 10” baguette with a side order of chips and a pot of mild mustard! :shock: Plus a J20 for £1.95.
Attendance: 35

The Ostrich’s first visit to the Tipton Sports Academy since February 2011. The soccer pitch is enclosed by Tipton Harriers’ running track, which means spectators are some distance from the action and it takes an eternity to retrieve any ball booted out of play, but there’s a decent enough stand down one side (with resident pigeons roosting on the metal cross-beams and rather disconcertingly billing and cooing into the loudspeaker system :D ) and a burger van inside the ground, whilst the complex’s Social Club, which has ample parking, is outside the turnstiles. I had thought about using the tram from its newly opened terminus in Birmingham’s Upper Bull Street * to Wednesbury Parkway and walking just over a mile to the ground, but eventually decided to drive, using the A41 bypassing West Bromwich, a short hop on the A461 Dudley road to Great Bridge, then north up Toll End Road to Ocker Hill and on to the ground. The Social Club is quite well appointed and recent speakers at their sports night events have included such luminaries as “Big” Ron Atkinson, Neil “Razor” Ruddock (who was voted the 17th “hardest footballer of all time” and appeared in Celebrity Big Brother), and retired soccer referees Dermot Gallagher and Alan Wiley.

* memo to self – they've taken so long with this extension that I must get out of my ingrained habit of walking down the middle of the empty tram tracks in Corporation Street, now they are about to open the next bit of the line down to New Street Station ….. otherwise one day there will be a lot of fevvers floating in the air and one squashed Ostrich! :o

Tipton Harriers Athletics Club pre-dates the football club by many years – it was founded in 1910, and thrived despite their clubhouse suffering from bomb damage from a Zeppelin raid in 1916, and (according to Wiki) also from a rather obstructive landlady! :? :lol:

The object of the Ostrich’s exercise today was to see Bromyard Town in action, thus completing the WMRL Premier teams for the first time, and given that Tipton Town were bottom of the table with no league wins and only 4 points, with Bromyard two places above them on 17 points, I wasn’t expecting an “el classico”, and I certainly didn’t get it, either! :lol: Tipton’s manager and most of the first team apparently left the club a few weeks before the start of the season (the usual non-league problem of better money elsewhere, I assume) and the scratch replacement squad have only scored 15 goals in all competitions this season (27 games). I don’t recall them having a decent shot on target until the 68th minute; for most of the first half, they seemed more likely to hit the back of the discus-throwing nets positioned just behind the corner flag! Meanwhile, Bromyard’s no.10 completed a first half hat-trick, the first a soft penalty for a block on the edge of the area (14m), the second knocking in a cross at the far post (30m), the third an easy conversion following a defensive error (37m). The game was effectively over.

Bromyard restarted the match with a direct free-kick which came back off a post but Tipton generally made a better fist of the second half; however, they never looked like rescuing the game. It’s a bit of a shame to see Tipton Town in such a parlous state – back in 2010, they actually made it through to the first round proper of the FA Cup (where they lost 6-0 to Carlisle United) - and I hope they can re-group after what appears to be an inevitable relegation, and bounce back next season.
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 23 Jan 2016, 23:15

I sound like a stuck record here Ossie but thanks again for a great read.

Right...the hot dog. :lol: I didn't know a hot dog could be classed as classic! :lol: Like the sound of the 10" baguette (like wot I'd have for a normal lunch :lol: ) but as I type I'm aware that my post doesn't turn into a foody report (cos then WM would get involved! :lol: :lol: :lol: )

The tram saga.....last June when I was in Brum I just couldn't believe how much the city centre was changing!! :shock: :o

I so enjoy this thread Ossie and particularly when I recognise places that I know. :D
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 24 Jan 2016, 10:02

Ossie we have a mostly pedestrianised city centre here now, and the middle of Southgate Street, which runs from the Docks and Quays area to the centre of town has a middle 'lane' that is also for the Park & Ride buses. I've been known to wander down this and really shouldn't :shock: :roll: :cute:

Sainsbury's café make a fantastic beef salad 'sandwich' in a small baguette, and I occasionally treat myself :D :lol: :lol:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 30 Jan 2016, 23:23

Saturday 30/01/16 – Northern Premier League Division 1 South @ 15:00 – Step 4
Romulus 1 Shaw Lane Aquaforce 5
Admission £5 and programme: £1.50
Refreshments: £1.60 chips and curry sauce from the hatch, unlikely to win any Oscars in the Ostrich’s 2015/16 Festive Football Fodder survey … :| )
Attendance: 80

I’m not sure what I can write about today. I’ve posted previously about Romulus, Sutton Coldfield Town’s Step 4 tenants, nothing new to add there, and as for Shaw Lane Aquaforce, well, they are a johnny-come-lately ream who hail from Barnsley. They started in 1991 as an U-11’s team playing at Shaw Lane Sports Club, merged with Worsborough Common FC in 2011 to form Aquaforce Barnsley FC (Aquaforce is a plumbing company) and then merged with Barugh FC to form Shaw Lane Aquaforce. By which time they had gained a number of promotions in the pyramid and to meet the ground graders’ demands, entered into an agreement to share a pitch with Barnsley Rugby Club, also part of the Shaw Lane complex.

It looks like they have a fairly wealthy backer, judging by this article in the Barnsley News and Sport:
http://barnsleynewsandsport.com/2014/05 ... ball-club/
and I see the Shaw Lane club badge depicts a rampant gryphon. For some reason, though, they are nicknamed “The Ducks”. Go figure …. :D

Anyway, to get there today, as it was cold but sunny, I walked the mile or so across our local Country Park direct to the ground. It was flippin’ muddy in places, and as it involved quite a descent down a long, sodden grassy slope, I was slip-sliding part of the way trying to avoid the deep indentations made by horses’ hooves in the mire. Thankfully towards the bottom, the Friends of the Country Park have laid metal mesh matting to define the public track, and that was easier to navigate. This section then leads on to the “boardwalk”, a raised wooden pathway over a bog at the bottom of the hill, and when this was built (and subsequently rebuilt twice after the local yobs had set fire to it :roll: ), the Friends asked for sponsorship. To do our bit for the community, we donated £35 for a plank, which we could have inscribed with our names. We asked for “Dave, Hil and Matt – 2010” (the Ostrich, Mrs O and Master O), but when it was laid six months later, we found the carpenter had had a rush of blood and had chiselled out “Dave Hill and Matt – 2010” (Dave Hill being a local well-known luminary and general builder)!! So we can’t even claim to have left our mark on this area for posterity, now! :roll: :evil: :lol:

The Country Park harbours a fair bit of diverse wildlife, birds insects and butterflies, but today I only glimpsed two fed-up pigeons and a chattering magpie. We have seen a grey heron down in the stream in the past, but I haven’t sighted it for a couple of years now. The stream was flowing strongly, and feeds the reservoir for the old preserved flour mill which is powered by a water-wheel. We’ve visited the place when they’ve had open days, and it’s fascinating to see the flour sacks hoisted vertically up to the height of three stories inside the building, the trap doors banging open and shut as they go.
http://www.newhallmill.org.uk/newhall.htm

Also in the middle of the Country Park is the New Hall Hotel, a sixteenth-century moated manor house, which has its own helicopter pad and in the past welcomed quite a few celebrity guests playing at the nearby NEC, like Pavarotti, I believe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hall_Manor

So, to the match, and the first thing of note was that due to a City Council Elf and Safety edict, the club are not allowing vehicular access to the main carpark behind the goal anymore, unless you arrive 45 minutes before the start, so it’s a good thing I walked! The second was that the Romulus goalkeeper turned out in a pink shirt, pink leggings and a face-mask :shock: (I presume to counter glare from the low sun which can be a problem on that pitch). The third was what I think was the quickest substitution I’ve ever seen made – a Shaw Lane player was replaced after 2 minutes 26 seconds, the reason for which wasn’t immediately obvious.

It was a bit of a no-contest, really; Shaw Lane Aquaforce are a big strong side and they quickly picked apart and exploited Romulus’s defensive frailties. First goal from Radford on 17m after the Roms failed to clear the ball from their area, the second on 24m after Roms keeper Gill couldn’t keep hold of an attempt low to his right, the ball running free to Youhill who pulled it back for Bennett to net from one yard, and a third on 30m from a direct free kick that swerved in the air away from the goal to allow Meynell an opportunity to nod it back into the box, and Allott to score. Roms’ Keen was bowled over in the area three minutes later and Branch converted the penalty, 1-3 at the interval.

Roms tried pushing up more in the second half and Shaw Lane lost their rhythm a bit, but the away side then hit two goals in three minutes, 69m and 72m, both from set pieces, to complete the scoring. After that, Shaw Lane treated it as an exhibition match and were content to push it around and retain possession against a well-beaten home team. Despite the scoreline, not a particularly enthralling game; a slight undercurrent of tetchiness throughout the match didn’t help either. Still, no disputing the result, and Shaw Lane (now third in the table with games in hand) should be in with a good chance of promotion based on today’s performance.
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