Confession

[KateLMead]

Paddy went into the confession box.. "Father I have to confess I have committed a mortal sin"
"What sin have you committed my son" said the Priest,
"Father, Last night I slept with a woman" said Paddy...
"Go home my son say ten Hail Mary's, come back tomorrow when I will grant you absolution. Now tell me before you leave was the woman in question Kathleen O'Ryan? no Father said Paddy Brigit Sullivan, or Mary MacDonald?
no Father 'twas none of them', Paddy replied.
"Go my son, said the Priest, say ten Hail Mary's your absolution will be granted.
Off Paddy went, his mate was waiting for him outside the church..
"Did you get your absolution mate?
" No" replied Paddy "but I got three certainties for tonight, let's go"

[Kaz]

[Aggers]

Naughty !!!

[Workingman]

I have their names.