It's cold
It's dark
It's rainy
It's windy
It's bedtime
So I thought, "I know, I'll make up a treat of a hot water bottle"
Freshly boiled water from the jug goes in, and I do the lid up tight and cuddle, only to have the side of the damn thing split spraying me in boiling water!!
I've now got a scalded tummy
I'm not happy
It's not fun having an ice pack pressed to your tummy in the middle of winter
Where's my wheat pack?