Went to Asda this morning. I see they've started security-protecting all their joints of meat (must be a problem with thefts). After I'd paid, when I was leaving the store, I set off all the bleeps, hoots and whistles as I went through the "gate". Nobody bothered challenging me, mind you, so after a brief pause I went on.
Needless to say, when I got home, I found out that the checkout lady hadn't removed the three tabs from the two legs of lamb and the beef joint I'd bought and settled up for.
So now I'm walking around the house with an Asda security tab stuck on my forehead, chanting "beep, beep, beep" every time I enter a new room ....
And Mrs O is now at the eyeball-rolling stage ......