The Random Thread

[debih]

Oh dear. I have eaten and eaten and eaten today.

D'ya think anyone will notice if I keep one foot on the floor when I get weighed tomorrow.

[tonicha]

Sneak in early Debih and alter the scales

[debih]

Lol.

Maybe I could dress the dog up as me - she's as light as a light thing.

[Kaz]

D'ya think anyone will notice if I keep one foot on the floor when I get weighed tomorrow.

Wondering the same - I've had a pretty 'good' week but feel bloated for some reason Perhaps I can hypnotise Chris (class leader)

[tonicha]

The kitchen floor has been washed twice already

We keep forgetting it takes longer to dry this time of year and keep walking through, before it's properly dry

[JoM]

Flippin' Royal Mail! I've complained three times in the last few weeks about the new postman bending and creasing the mail and leaving it stuck in the letter box. Finally I've managed to speak to the sorting office manager who says that he's been to test it out and says that it's because we've fitted a new letterbox with a draught excluder which makes it difficult to push mail through.

What??

We have the same letterbox that we've had for the last four years. The same as all our neighbours. The only thing that's new is the bloody postman!

[Osc]

Things must be returning to what passes for normal - I'm knitting

[Diflower]

Oh yes Osc, that's good news

Bb's not knitting, so not there yet - oh wait, would knitting be normal for him?!
It's like having half a person here

[Workingman]

We have the same letterbox that we've had for the last four years. The same as all our neighbours. The only thing that's new is the bloody postman!

C'mon, Jo, you have to give them ten out of ten for trying..... some people would actually buy what they are saying.

[Osc]

Di, I haven't been knitting for about four months, have not been able to concentrate enough. My two nieces are expecting their first babies in April and June, and as their Mum is dead I thought it might be nice for them to have a few little handknits (not that I think their mother would have done any knitting!).