Seeing as how the gas is off I thought I would treat myself with a bar of chocolate. Now, I do not eat much chocolate so a decent sized bar at £1 special offer in the Co-op looked ideal.
There I am in the kitchen trying all sorts to remove the damned wrapping and when I turn it over there is not a straight line to be seen anywhere! There are curves this way and waves that way and big wobbly triangles and little bendy triangles, but no way of sharing it equally. Whose idea was that?
I wouldn't want to be a mum or dad these days and have to sort out the chocolate wars between siblings.