... stumbles back to the car where I'm waiting, happily reading a magazine. She's just been to the hairdressers.
"How do I look?" she says, worriedly
"Well," says the Ostrich, "you know that Specsavers advert with the old Scottish crofter and the sheepdog ...."
"Just take me home ....."
Mrs O needed as strong mugga tea and a warm relaxing bath and hairwash to restore normality ......
Seriously though, it's a dry trim. It's £24.50 Surely the salon are honour-bound not to send their customers out looking like scarecrows. Or is it, as Mrs O suspects, the latest fashion?