I need somebody
Help,
Not just anybody
Help,
You know I need someone,
Heh-he-hel-lp-e.
When I was washing up the dishes after tea
The water was too hot and almost scolded me
I dropped a mug back in the bowl and broke a flippin' plate
And now the sink is blocked with bits of mug and dinner plate
Warning: Do not wash pots when boozing, leave them till the morning - - they WILL still be there.