Lol I was born with that memory
It's not quite as good as it used to be, I really did used to remember just about everything
Debih the donkey derby is a brilliant compromise, since it will have been busy and they're not actually dependent on you
As for the rest - I'd be absolutely like you, and as a child would have been more than happy with that.
Bb's boys, while lovely, are not as bad but a
bit like hers, especially youngest. Unfortunately, having them once a fortnight does not negate the other 12 days