Vocal Voices

by **Workingman** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:20

I didn't see it, but I sure as hell heard it! :lol:

Apparently the little lad had been putting biscuits in the trolley and mum had been taking them back out. This went on a few times before he stomped off to the end of the aisle near the checkouts. There he turned round and in his loudest voice declaimed: "Mum is a...a...she's....a A MONSTER!"

:shock:

by **Ally** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:43

When I was over in September I was in Next and heard a young (no more than 8) boy call his mum a 'fat cow'. :shock:

by **Kaz** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:50

LOL Frank, that is funny - but OMG Ally that's horrendous :shock:

I have heard similar though, only in the last year or so mind you..............

I just cannot even imagine my fate if I'd ever said anything like that to either of my parents :shock:

by **Ally** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:52

Kaz wrote:LOL Frank, that is funny - but OMG Ally that's horrendous I have heard similar though, only in the last year or so mind you..............

I just cannot even imagine my fate if I'd ever said anything like that to either of my parents

I felt mortified just listening! :shock:

I'm 52 and wouldn't even say bluddy in front of my mum. :oops:

by **Kaz** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:56

My dad hated to hear a woman swear, he was old fashioned that way, so I never ever did in front of him

Not that I swear all the time, but I always minded my p's and q's 8-)

by **tonicha** » 09 Nov 2013, 17:11

Remind me to stay over here :shock:

by **Rodo** » 09 Nov 2013, 17:37

I still daren't swear in front of my husband!

I swear a lot inside my head though! :twisted:

by **Lozzles** » 09 Nov 2013, 21:59

Frank, that reminds me of my youngest when he was about 4. He would get really angry at times and would shout this..."You...you...silly old sausage!!! :lol:

by **Diflower** » 09 Nov 2013, 22:10

A friend and I once overheard her little brother and his little mate. We were about 13 and they about 5 and had been playing soldiers.
They'd gone through 'my knife's better than your knife', 'but my gun's better than your gun', and 'but I hid better than you did', and got to 'my dad's bigger than your dad', then 'but my dad could knock your dad out'

Then the killer blow - 'but anyway, I've...I've got a rabbit!' :lol: