My crazy book collection

[Aggers]

For some time I have been collecting - and making up - the names of books by authors
with apt and appropriate names. You might find them amusing. I still giggle when I
read out some of them. Which one amuses you the most?

THE CYCLIST'S WARNING by Isabelle Goodenough.
THE CLIFF TRAGEDY by Eileen Dover.
THE MARK ON THE WALL by Hoo Flung Dung
THE TIGER’S REVENGE by Claude Balls
BUBBLES IN THE BATH by Ivor Windybottom.
THEY'RE COMING DOWN by Lucy Lastic.
THE BROKEN WINDOW by Eve A Brik.
A KISS ON THE CHEEK by Mr Lipps.
I DID WRONG by Miss D Meener
DOG'S DELIGHT by Nora Bone.
IT’S A SHOCKER by Alec Tricity.
NOT A BRAVE MAN by Isaac Howard
BABY’S REVENGE by Norah Boobs
A LITTLE STREAM by I P Freely
HOT DOG by Frank Furter
SEA BIRDS by Al Batross
IT‘S MAGIC by Sven Gali
FALLING TREES by Tim Burr
SEA MYSTERIES by Marie Celeste
I DIDN'T DO IT by Ivan Alibi
GET INSURANCE by Justin Case
THE POISONED LAND by Ann Thrax
GOOD WORKS by Ben Evolent
COME ON IN by Doris Open
GET MOVING by Sheik Aleg
FISH RECIPES by Ann Chovie
ARMED HEISTS by Robin Banks
WHY CARS STOP by M T Tanks
MOSQUITO BITES by Ivan Itch
TO THE GRAVE by Paul Bearer
RED VEGETABLES by B Troot
HIGHWAY JOURNEYS by Dusty Rhodes
TOO MANY FRENCHMEN by Francis Crowded
BATTERIES by Eva Ready
ACCIDENT PREVENTION by Miss Haps.
LUMPS ON THE ROAD by G G Dunnit
LIGHTEN OUR DARKNESS by Mike Andell
A POLICEMAN’S LOT by Laura Norder
POOR PUSSY by Mike Atsded
LEAD KINDLY LIGHT by Mike Andell
NAIL IN THE BANNISTER by R. Stornaway
AFTER YOU by Hugo Furst
GARDENING FOR BEGINNERS by I Borrowdale-Awnmower
GET RICH QUICK by Robin Banks
INSIDE CHINA by P King
STOP SMOKING by Mustapha Fagg
THE NERVOUS STEEPLEJACK by Alf Hall
DISASTERS by Terry Bull
TORN TROUSERS by Barb Dwyer
CONSTANT READER by Paige Turner
NATURE’S FOOD by Hazel Nutt
INCONTINENCE by Lee King
YULETIDE DRINKS by Mary Christmas
DO-IT-YOURSELF PLUMBING by Anna Prentice
LEARN TO SING by Carrie Oakey
ADVERTISING FOR IDIOTS by Bill Board
DON’T MOVE by Stan Still
SPEAK YOUR MIND by Sue Mee
GET RICH QUICK by Rob Mee

[Kaz]

They are all brilliant

[molly]

[Lozzles]

Oh my goodness, there are some good ones there Aggers

[Ally]

Some of these made me laugh out loud Aggers.

[JoM]

Very funny!!!

[Rodo]

Rifle Range by Bob Downe

Into Battle by Sally Forth

Moving by Ivor Newhouse

Showjumping by Jim Carner

Haunted House by Hugo Furst

Indecision by Willy Ornott

Successful Slimming by Honour Dyatt

Punk Hairstyles by Shaun Head

[Kaz]

[Aggers]

Thanks, Rodo.

I'll add those to my collection.

[Rodo]