Vocal Voices

by **TheOstrich** » 28 Aug 2013, 13:02

...Specsavers !

This morning, ran 30 yards at full pelt to the bus stop and flagged down .....

....... a council roadsweeper !!

:oops:

Ah, the perils of old age .... :mrgreen:

by **molly** » 28 Aug 2013, 13:10

by **saundra** » 28 Aug 2013, 13:31

that is really funny :lol:

bet you felt a right idiot tho

by **Ally** » 28 Aug 2013, 13:40

by **Rodo** » 28 Aug 2013, 13:45

I won't make any unnecessarily rude comments about rubbish!

:lol:

by **Workingman** » 28 Aug 2013, 15:16

You worry me at times Ossie, you really do. :-P

by **Kaz** » 28 Aug 2013, 15:18

*Visions of a wild-feathered Ostrich chasing a dustcart*

by **Fugitive** » 28 Aug 2013, 16:19

Things can only get worse Ostrich! I drove to a local shop on an estate this morning for a couple of bits as town was gridlocked and I parked opposite the shop partly obstructing a private driveway. There was no car parked in it. I was minutes in the shop and when I got back to my car a bloke was in the front garden who I know from the pub.

I thought he said 'Fancy a white wine?' because he's seen me drink enough of it. So I said 'Yes!' in that jokey kind of way.

He actually had said 'Can't you see that white line?' and he hadn't recognised me as I was in my indoor Leisure Wear. Read that as Well Scruffy!

He was really stroppy with me muttering that I ought to use my savvy!

How cringey that was :oops: