Elvis is alive...

[Ally]

...and living in my lounge!

My best friend sent me an Elvis Christmas card which has pride of place on one of my units.

I was just sitting here on my lap top sending an email when the card moved and gave a sort of little spin.

I like to think Elvis popped in to wish me glad tidings and it's not the fact all my doors and windows are open.

Oh I am feeling spectacularly festive.

[debih]

Now I know for a fact that Elvis is buried under a tree at the bottom of my old Junior school playing field.

Its true you know. Because when I was still at the school some one saw his finger poking through the ground.

Its true you know. We all talked about it when I was at school.

[Ally]

Now I know for a fact that Elvis is buried under a tree at the bottom of my old Junior school playing field.

Its true you know. Because when I was still at the school some one saw his finger poking through the ground.

Its true you know. We all talked about it when I was at school.

No no no no no! My friend's quite mad nana claims she has Elvis stuffed and sitting proudly in her loft.

True.

[tonicha]

mad



start staring mad




bonkers



we all know he's alive and living in the jungle

[tonicha]

And I've got a Cliff Richard chrismtas card, wot sings

[Ally]

And I've got a Cliff Richard chrismtas card, wot sings

A singing Cliff Richard card??

Ye Gods.

Hand me the gun.

[tonicha]

I know, I know

My very dippy ex d-i-l bought it years ago and I found it today and played it again

[Ally]

I know, I know

My very dippy ex d-i-l bought it years ago and I found it today and played it again

I'm going out soon for a beer Ton..I think you should come with me.

[Kaz]

I'm all shook up!!!!

[Ally]

:shock: I'm all shook up!!!!

So will I be after I've been to Paco's vodka emporium.