The Random Thread

[JoM]

Webcams can be great fun!

I agree!

[JoM]

I’m a figure of fun here today.

The doorbell rang at 4.30am and I jumped out of bed to go down to answer it, knocking a vase off the windowsill as I ran down the first flight of stairs.

It wasn't until I got on the middle floor landing that I realised I’d dreamt it

John was howling when he asked me where I’d been when I got back into bed
Joe’s found it very amusing too

[Workingman]

Ha, that's me as well, Jo.

I have a door knock dream: tap-ta,tap-tap, tap.

It would be the middle of the night and I would go to the door..."Hello, who's there?"

Nobody.

[Kaz]

[Osc]

That’s happened me too, absolutely convinced I have heard the doorbell! Mind you, some idiots do press our doorbell when walking by as our door is right on the street, it is beyond annoying.

[Workingman]

SOREEN MALT LOAF

The local shop has them in - 50% extra for £1.50. That's nearly as cheap as the normal size in the supermarket. They have long use-by dates but not being greedy I only got three.

[JanB]

We found Branston Pickle in Aldi this week

I only bought one jar, but Steve bought three

[JanB]

You would think, wouldn't you, that doing 50 lengths of the pool and 100 "walks" each day, I would lose weight, look thinner.

Not a hope

[cromwell]

We found Branston Pickle in Aldi this week

I only bought one jar, but Steve bought three

I have found my true calling at last.
I shall become a Branston Pickle smuggler.

[Kaz]

I like malt loaf, slathered in thick butter! I don't buy it - it would be carnage