"Headingley please"
"Sorry, I don't drop off there"
"But you stop there, I have seen you"
"But only to pick up. It's a limited service, first drop off is after the ring road"
"But if someone is getting on I can get off. Right?"
"Yes, but it's a chance you take"
"OK, Headingley, I'll take a chance"
"I have to charge to the ring road, it's the first drop off stop"
"But I only want to go to Headingley"
"I know, and you are going to take a chance someone gets on so you can get off, but I have to charge to the ring road"
"This is so ***king stupid!"
"No, this is the X84, the stupid buses are the 1, 6, 28 and 97. They all stop at Headingley, where the stupid people go, now get off my bus I have to leave"
"But..."
"Go, or you'll miss your stupid bus!"
Cue cheers from the passengers and one well put in place moron.
