by cromwell » 02 Nov 2018, 09:49
The drains are being done in our village. Big lorries with long hoses on them sorting the blocked drains out and inspecting all of them. This is such a rare event. I think I've seen Haley's comet more often.
One sign standing next to a lorry read "Peter Duffy. Critical Culvert investigations".
Now, Peter Duffy is an OK name, but Critical Culvert? Whose he? It brings to mind the world of a tough, lantern jawed, two fisted Los Angeles Private Eye.
Critical Culvert - Investigations.
"Oh Mr Culvert, I don't know what we would have done without you".
"It was nothing Ma'am.That joker won't be bothering you any more".
Oh well. Time for the weekly shop now.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley