Vocal Voices

by **Workingman** » 22 Jul 2016, 21:31

The desk fan is blowing a gentle breeze in my direction - cool, man. 8-)

The big, giant, super size bag of Monster Munch is sat on the desk to my left, open and ready for action.

I lean over to turn the fan up and do not notice that I have hit the 'sweep' button. Next thing I know is the bag of Monsters is flying across the room depositing its contents like a Para Regiment plane.

Do I hoover them up now, leave it till the morning, or pick a few up every time I fancy a nibble?

I feel a plan coming on.

by **Diflower** » 22 Jul 2016, 21:43

Down on all fours, hands behind back, you're allowed as many as you can mop up at once

by **Workingman** » 22 Jul 2016, 21:52

Di, you peeped at my plan.

Anyway, it is way too late to hoover.

by **Workingman** » 22 Jul 2016, 22:08

tonicha wrote:
Diflower wrote:Down on all fours, hands behind back, you're allowed as many as you can mop up at once

And we'll time you.....................

It was a big bag, and I am watching a film, it could take some time. :roll:

by **Ally** » 22 Jul 2016, 22:30

What flavour were they WM?

I absolutely love, adore love love love Monster Munches.

Pickled onion. Always.

by **Workingman** » 22 Jul 2016, 22:38

Ally wrote:What flavour were they WM?

I absolutely love, adore love love love Monster Munches.

Pickled onion. Always.

Are we related...??? :lol:

by **Ally** » 22 Jul 2016, 22:56

Workingman wrote:
Ally wrote:What flavour were they WM?

I absolutely love, adore love love love Monster Munches.

Pickled onion. Always.

Are we related...???

Don't mind if we are!!

I brought two 6 pack of the above mentioned home with me. I hid them in my secret cupboard to stop a certain Conor nicking them! :lol:

by **Workingman** » 22 Jul 2016, 23:25

Conor, step away from the secret cupboard, it's for your own good young man..

There are parts of your anatomy necessary for a normal life, and I beg you, do not put them at risk for a few Monster Munches.

Honestly, mum will understand if you eat Kit-Kats or Kettle Chips, even Walker's crap, but leave her Monsters be. You know it makes sense.

by **Ally** » 23 Jul 2016, 05:18

Workingman wrote:Conor, step away from the secret cupboard, it's for your own good young man..

There are parts of your anatomy necessary for a normal life, and I beg you, do not put them at risk for a few Monster Munches.

Honestly, mum will understand if you eat Kit-Kats or Kettle Chips, even Walker's crap, but leave her Monsters be. You know it makes sense.