Ossie wrote:..... Yorkshire Pudding? *
Is it:
c) batter cooked in the oven?
Batter! Batter?
Who are these people?
God looked down on Yorkshire and said: "These are fine people, My people, they deserve the very best." So he sent out the Archangels Michael and Gabriel to find the finest ingredients for a new food for their plates. They returned with wheat flour from the Vale of York in the East Riding, the whitest free range eggs from the West Riding, salt from the seas that lapped the shores of the North Riding. The milk needed to finish the dish he got from the cows in South Yorkshire.
As they approached God with their produce Gabriel slipped and knocked his and Michael's wares to the floor. Mary quickly scooped up the mess and threw it in the oven to hide it from Joseph.
When Joseph arrived he could smell cooking. "What's fer tea our lass?" he said. Mary replied that it was a new experimental dish. "Well give us a taste then." says Joseph. Hesitantly Mary removes the mess from the oven and to her surprise it has risen and is golden brown. "This is grand." says Joseph, all it needs to be perfect is onion gravy, some roast beef and two veg.
Now you know. Batter my ar5e!