Honestly, I'm a feef
We were in Aldi's earlier and they had small punnets of sprouts. the tops had come off and the sprouts were everwhere - and being on pecial offer (10 cents off ) and we'd just picked up a chicken and not had had sprouts for years and years.
So I picked up a couple more sprouts, put them in the punnet and went through the check out . with about 100g more sprouts.
Grumpy said that he was mortified that he was married to a feef
Sorry if this offends anyone, but the last time I saw sprouts was 6 years ago - and I dont really like them, but he does