just received

[victor]

a text from some company called Easyclaim saying that there is 3,800 pd waiting for me to settle my accident claim--is that an accident i have'nt had yet?

[tonicha]

Falling off the balcony maybe???

[Kaz]

Becks and I got buttonholed by some geezer in the town centre working for some claims company or other.

"Accident, ladies?" "No thanks" "It's ok, I wasn't offering..........."

Cheeky so and so

[tonicha]