Robot For Sale

[Kaz]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when
they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father
asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad
asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot
slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your
age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps
the mother.

Robot for sale.

[Aggers]

Brilliant.

It even made Mrs A laugh.

[Rodo]

[Workingman]

I put that damned robot on eBay years ago!

[Kaz]

That was an Aunty Rose email special

[cromwell]

Brilliant!

[Ally]

That was an Aunty Rose email special

Your Aunty Rose is fab - this joke made me burst out laughing.

[Kaz]

[JoM]