I don't get this new football lark.

[Workingman]

You sit back and let the oppos have 65%, 70% or even 85% of the possession in the hope you can hit them on the break - then they score. Suddenly it's "Banzai: attack, attack, attack" as you chase the game... then THEY hit YOU on the break.

Brilliant!

Why not play a 1 - 9 formation and try to score more goals that they do? It's a winner every time, it really is.

If only someone would pay me £millions for my tactical insights!