I left some clothes on our bed for me to change into to go to the clinic and then head off to work again to see Michelle.
I'm in the shower and this is the conversation:
Don: That's a nice scarf Al.
Me: What scarf?
Don: The scarf on the bed.
Me: What scarf on the bed?
Don: The scarf that's on the bed next to your t shirt.
Me: There isn't a scarf on the bed next to my t shirt.
Don: There is, I'm looking at it.
Me: What?! I'm not wearing a scarf today.
Don: Well you must be, I can see it with my own eyes. In fact...oooh, that's nice. It's like a snoody thing.
Me: That's my skirt!