Four Turkeys...

[Workingman]

... but only one left for Christmas.

That's the Conservative leadership election in a nutshell.

Not one of them is really popular with the public, though some might be with the monocles and blue rinsers, and the promised "recovery" could go downhill like a soap box racer.

I expect another (s)election next year.

[cromwell]

They don't seem to be in any rush to finish the job, do they. This has been going on for months now.