There you are in the control room when a report comes in of a 'domestic'. The caller even has a recording of the trouble, so you log it and prepare to send officers to investigate.
Any problems so far? No!
So the cops turn up, speak with the people causing the screaming, slamming and banging and eventually decide that there is no cause for concern.
Isn't that what is supposed to happen?
Well of course it is, but wait. It's Bojo and his new bit of skirt and the press get wind and run the story. Cue all the faux outrage and let's bring in Brexit as well - it's the real reason the cops are there. Lets do all the deflection we can to defend the alleged abuser, it is, after all, what we do with all such cases, isn't it?
Well "No it isn't" and many similar stories get reported in the media. Thankfully this incident just turned out to be a row, sadly many are not and I for one am glad that the police do not have the option of which to attend or ignore.
"Oh, it's only Boris going off one one again, leave it, what else have we got?"