Well now, the polls are coming thick and fast.
A Survation one of 22,000 people shows:
Labour: 456 seats
Tories: 72 seats
Lib Dems: 56 seats
Reform UK: 7 seats
Plaid Cymru: 2 seats
Green Party: 1 seat
Another by Savant of 2,045 people shows:
Labour: 46% (+2)
Tories: 21% (-4)
Reform UK: 13% (+3)
Lib Dems: 11% (+2)
SNP: 2% (-1)
Other: 3% (-1)
Then there's the one of Tory members with 173.8% saying they want the party animal aka, the Fat buffoon, as leader. No, that's not true, he does not get a single vote.
The real results are that 25.5% want Mr Run Away - the cowardly Cameron - as leader while 20.3% want Fartcage, even though he is not a Conservative member. Others want Mordaunt with 18.6%, Badenoch on 7.7%, Cleverly on 6.6%, Patel on 6%, Tugendhat on 5.2%, Braverman on 4.7%, Coutinho 3.2% and, in last place, Jenrick with 2.3%.
With that team of runners and riders it is no wonder that the first poll puts the Tories on only 72 seats. I suppose it could be worse, Grant Schnapps, alias Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath and Sebastian Fox, could have got some votes (each).