.... the Christmas Pork Pie!"
Mrs O says she is considering installing CCTV in the kitchen and an alarm system around the fridge to stop marauding bands of Ostriches eyeing up the platter.
She says it is most disconcerting when she's washing up at the sink and an Ostrich suddenly pops up and stares through the window blinds at her ......
The Ostrich, on the other hand, is wondering when Christmas will be declared open.
Be honest - have you eaten any treats yet?