Vocal Voices

The Ostrich has been missing since last Thursday as unfortunately our bumbling bird stepped off the pavement and was run over by a Trojan horse. He has been in computer recovery ward since, and only discharged earlier today.

The surgeons said “Loadsabugs” and charged £45 for a clean-up which I hope has been successful but time will tell. They also recommended running Malwarebytes on a regular basis.

Anyhoo, the bird is back on the perch, looking somewhat woebegone and bedraggled ….. it may have to buy a laptop, I think, to ensure it’s got back-up connection. Three days reduced to playing “Railroad Tycoon 2” on an ancient 15 year old Windows Millenium computer is enough to drive anyone bonkers. Whooo-hooooo - chuff chuff chuff!!

I thought the roost had been looking quite tidy.

I had wondered what was 'appening when there was a distinct lack of footy news and chip consumption in The Shed.

Bem vindo Ossie

Think mine will be going in for a quick spruce up, before we move

Yep, what Ally said!!!!

Glad to have you back and all reconnected - I am such a nitwit that it took me two readings to realise you hadn't actually been run over by a horse, and it was a computer problem. It's a good job you lot have Mick behind me running the techie side of VV or we'd all be up the swanee

welcome back Ossie.

missed your footy round ups

Kaz wrote:Yep, what Ally said!!!!

Glad to have you back and all reconnected - I am such a nitwit that it took me two readings to realise you hadn't actually been run over by a horse, and it was a computer problem. It's a good job you lot have Mick behind me running the techie side of VV or we'd all be up the swanee

Glad to see you back Ossie

Glad you're OK mate.

You had me worried for a bit - I had to read your O.P. twice.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one Aggers