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The Ostrich purchased a new half-bottle of brandy this year for the Christmas Pudding, and Mrs O. has been experimenting with adding sugar to the alcohol.

So far, she has gone through half a box of matches and incinerated a satsuma and a chocolate mousse .....

Pyromaniac! I am reporting her to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Innocent Satsumas (RSPCIS).

I think it is time you slept with one eye open Ossy this story about the christmas pudding on fire is a ruse to allay your suspicions

Manxie xx............yer mate

Berlimey

Doesn't Mrs. O know you shouldn't mix your drinks!!
But then you should eat drink and be merry!!
When will she put brandy on the turkey?

Half a bottle of brandy for a Christmas pudding?

That sounds like a pudding to be proud of.

We'll have to watch you !!!