Vocal Voices

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 18:26**

AA man outside Asda : "Can I interest you in Membership, sir?"
The Ostrich : "Absolutely not!"
"Oh and why is that, Sir?"
"You're far too expensive!"
"But we're offering new memberships at half-price, Sir!"
"Well, you're talking to a member of 41 years standing who you're currently rooking to the tune of £290. Ever thought of a Loyalty Bonus to longstanding members? No? Make sure my comments get back to your Head Office ....."

That is a conversation I would have had this morning, and indeed I walked passed the man VERY closely and VERY slowly with my trolley, giving him every opportunity to accost me - but he was too busy on his mobile phone .... :evil:

Have you had any "nearly" conversations recently?

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 18:28**

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 18:49**

I am always having 'nearly' conversations Ossie, generally after the event :roll:

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 18:58**

Ossie

I had a lovely conversation yesterday, about the preconception of the Algarve. And also Scousers, of which I'm one :lol:

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 19:17**

I do it all the time myself and I have very interesting conversation at times
And I always have the last word
:Hi:

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 19:19**

saundra wrote:And I always have the last word

Posted: **22 Oct 2015, 19:34**

saundra wrote:I do it all the time myself and I have very interesting conversation at times
And I always have the last word

Ha ha me too Saundra :lol:

I was denied the chance to have such a conversation when insuring our house. We had to reinsure as we had not smoothly transferred from one house to another, but it mattered not a whit that we had been with them (Axa) for almost 30 years, they wanted more for a two bedroom house with no outside space whatsoever than we had been paying for a three bed house with a 27 foot garden :shock:

I politely said I would think about, and within 24 hours was insured for considerably less. But they never called back to see if I wanted to accept their quote :lol: