Vocal Voices

Wandering through the shopping precinct in town this morning, what did I espy in front of me?

Mr Plebgate himself, Andrew Mitchell MP, out canvassing.

I managed to pass close by - and hiss "Tory Toff!" at him ......

He was talking to someone else, so I don't know if he heard me or not, but I can't tell you how empowered it made me feel.

In fact, I feel so empowered, I think I might put on the denim hot-pants, go back to the shopping centre, and perform that MoneySupermarket Strut Walk in front of him .....

TheOstrich wrote:In fact, I feel so empowered, I think I might put on the denim hot-pants, go back to the shopping centre, and perform that MoneySupermarket Strut Walk in front of him .....

Go on, Ossy. Do it! You might even get on the BBC Midland News.

Oh I wish I'd been there!!!! Might pass on watching you do the MS.com strut though

Kaz wrote:Might pass on watching you do the MS.com strut though

Quite!

Ozzy the M S market fella has had implants in his bum
He was on this morning program a few weeks ago
Be very careful l

You can tell I'm out of it all - I haven't a clue what you'e on about

Probably best that way

Kaz wrote::D

Oh I wish I'd been there!!!! Might pass on watching you do the MS.com strut though

Ditto!

Put me off me dinner.

My dad hates that advert so much he's even moaned on the phone to me about it!

I thought he just wore padded shorts - having implants is a bit extreme

Kaz wrote::lol:

I thought he just wore padded shorts - having implants is a bit extreme

Oh crud - now I have gorn off me dinner.