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Went to Asda this morning. I see they've started security-protecting all their joints of meat (must be a problem with thefts). After I'd paid, when I was leaving the store, I set off all the bleeps, hoots and whistles as I went through the "gate". Nobody bothered challenging me, mind you, so after a brief pause I went on.

Needless to say, when I got home, I found out that the checkout lady hadn't removed the three tabs from the two legs of lamb and the beef joint I'd bought and settled up for.

So now I'm walking around the house with an Asda security tab stuck on my forehead, chanting "beep, beep, beep" every time I enter a new room ....

And Mrs O is now at the eyeball-rolling stage ......

ROFL I always did think you were a loon, but I never expected you to freely volunteer proof!

Poor Mrs O.

Have you thought of going back to Asda and trying to walk out with it stuck on your head.

Workingman wrote:
Have you thought of going back to Asda and trying to walk out with it stuck on your head.

Now THERE'S a thought .....

i have this lovely picture of you - in my head - walking around the house.

Think I might have got the rolling pin out by now, never mind the eyes rolling

no body seems to bother when alarms go of anyway
so whats the point of having them
stop annoying mrs O

Workingman wrote:Have you thought of going back to Asda and trying to walk out with it stuck on your head.

That just cracked me up - would love to be a fly on the wall and see what the security staff would do

They security tag the meat in the Gloucester city centre Sainsburys - my tray of marked-down pork chops set the alarm off the other day, but nobody batted an eyelid

I had paid, I hasten to add

Mind you it leaves you thinking "why do you bother" doesn't it