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Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 14:19
by Kaz
......this is why I never normally take himself shopping with me! :roll: We walked up to Sainsbury's and the normal route was absolutely fine! A fair bit of compacted snow on some parts of the pavements, but because the walk takes us mostly alongside a road it was fine!

So we get there, have a bite and a cuppa in the cafe to thaw out a bit, get our few bits of essentials - extra milk for the freezer, some nice fresh bread, more fruit, some spuds, some lovely bacon which was half price - and then as there were huge queues at the main checkouts we used the self-scan. Eventually after M's *help* packing the bags - which bought the assistant running twice as the till started shrieking at us - we finished and got outside!

"Oh I know a good short cut" he says :roll: :? "Is that a good idea? In this weather wouldn't we be better sticking to the main roads where the pavement are ok?" "Oh it will be fine, it will cut a good ten minutes off the walk!" and off he strides so I trail after him..............

Well we went down a little footpath where the ice was solid, then another bit with foot deep snow................up a slope ( :shock: ) and over a very slippery road bridge over the dual carriageway ( :? ) then slippy slidey down it on the other side............down by the side of Walls ice cream factory ( :roll: :P ) then finally along a slippy footpath along the side of the dual carriageway...........eventually (a good twenty minutes later) we came out at the roundabout near our estate! I was not happy - he could see that - when I eventually caught up with him. You would have thought the icy snowballs I'd been chucking at his back for the last half mile might have told him that!! :roll:

Short cut my @rse, as Jim Royle would say! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why do men always know best - even when they don't!!!!!

The usual route takes me 15 minutes BTW :| :roll: :lol:

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 14:36
by JoM
Oooooh John knows some shortcuts like that! :| :roll: :lol:

Usually it's when we're out on the Chase with Billy and his shortcut will be a bike trail through the woods which involves walking through a lot of muddy puddles and down lots of muddy slopes...

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 14:40
by Kaz
:roll: :lol: :lol: It's got to be a man thing!!! :roll: :| :lol:

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:11
by Ally
If this had been me and Don I would have carried on my normal route because I definitely know best. :lol: :lol:

Stubborn? Me? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:11
by Ally
Actually Kaz..your post made me laugh. :lol: :lol:

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:15
by Kaz
:lol: :lol: That's ok, it's making me laugh now I'm back in the warm :roll: :lol:

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:17
by saundra
you can now have a bacon sarnie after all that extra excercise
fellas :lol: :lol:made melaugh to

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:35
by victor
well Kaz in his defence i can only say that if you were BEHIND him ,you obviously were not walking fast enough-that's why it took you longer. lol

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 15:37
by Kaz
Fancy a showball down your neck Vic?? :P :roll: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Saundra, good idea! 8-) :D xx

Re: Now you see......

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013, 16:44
by Workingman
Hmmm, I am wondering if M does driving short cuts as well!

"I know a quicker way" is a dead giveaway. ;) :)