Only in Portugal - part 95001

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Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby tonicha » 15 Jan 2015, 08:57

It is law that when you buy something, even a coffee :shock: that you must be given a receipt from the till.

In the Capri, we only ever get a written one :lol: :lol: and the couple on the table next to us (they're there every night) got one better. Fabio wrote it on the paper table cloth :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The joys of getting around your taxes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby victor » 15 Jan 2015, 10:42

an ice cream parlour here was swamped with customers and so the staff were just throwing the takings on a shelf by the till ---unfortunately for them in the waiting queue was a tax inspector :o result? 20,000 euro fine :shock:

apparently we are told that not only the shop/cafe etc have to give you a receipt ,YOU have to be able to produce it if an inspector appears
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby tonicha » 15 Jan 2015, 11:35

victor wrote: we are told that not only the shop/cafe etc have to give you a receipt ,YOU have to be able to produce it if an inspector appears


Exactly right Vic.

We've just had a coffee at Nizette's and I just left the money on the till :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:she was sat outside and Jorge was cleaning the dish-washer.
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby Kaz » 15 Jan 2015, 11:37

:shock: Blimey Vic :?
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby TheOstrich » 15 Jan 2015, 13:30

victor wrote:apparently we are told that not only the shop/cafe etc have to give you a receipt ,YOU have to be able to produce it if an inspector appears


Good grief, what are the penalties on you, the customer, if you can't produce the paperwork??
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby JoM » 15 Jan 2015, 13:54

TheOstrich wrote:
victor wrote:apparently we are told that not only the shop/cafe etc have to give you a receipt ,YOU have to be able to produce it if an inspector appears


Good grief, what are the penalties on you, the customer, if you can't produce the paperwork??


I was wondering that too...?
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby tonicha » 15 Jan 2015, 14:06

Don't know how much, but you will be fined.

Our government is looking for all sorts of ways to get more money in the coffers at the moment.

There was talk the other day, in the coffee, about getting Salazar back :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby cruiser2 » 15 Jan 2015, 16:46

tonicha wrote: There was talk the other day, in the coffee, about getting Salazar back :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


What is Salazar?

Don't let George Osborne see this. It will be a new way to raise taxes in the UK. Watch out Starbucks!!
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby tonicha » 15 Jan 2015, 16:51

Salazar was the dictator Cruiser, who ruled Portugal with a rod of iron and an army of secret police.

but as many have said, at least you knew where you stood wit him. Our politicians are so cporrupt, it's unbelievable.

Our ex-prime minister spent Christmas in jail - in France - as he is under inverstigation. Just how he managed to make a fortune of several million, when the salary was only a few thousand.
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Re: Only in Portugal - part 95001

Postby saundra » 15 Jan 2015, 17:09

Some butter has burnt a council office down in Oxfordshire? To day plus undertakers and a cottage
No council tax bills then should say nutter
Kindle behave
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