An hour since I took MrsC to the shops and waited outside in the car. After a bit I wound the car window down to look out and see if she was coming. Ten seconds later a massive 4 x 4 steamed at unabated pace straight through the huge puddle next to my car...
It flung a mini tsunami of mucky puddle water through the open car window, all over me and all over the inside of the car.
It was a bit like Unlucky Alf off The Fast Show. I noticed the convergence of open car window, speeding 4 x 4 and massive puddle and said "Oh..". But before I could complete the sentence with "Bugger", I was drenched.