He'll think twice next time....
Posted: 11 Jun 2014, 15:37
There I am with my shopping at the bus stop. It's a nice day, so I am in shorts and sensible shoes having walked up there, when I am approached by some pupils from the local High school.
"Phwit, phwoo! Nice legs gran'dad."
"You thinks so? Thank you." I say to no-one in particular.
"Nah, not realy." says he.
"That's a shame, I was about to praise and congratulate you on your excellent good taste...... then I saw your hair."
"Eh?"
"We used to call that a 'Penis cut' because it was popular with Dick heads."
The girls in the group took great delight playing with the combinations of what could become his new nickname.
"Phwit, phwoo! Nice legs gran'dad."
"You thinks so? Thank you." I say to no-one in particular.
"Nah, not realy." says he.
"That's a shame, I was about to praise and congratulate you on your excellent good taste...... then I saw your hair."
"Eh?"
"We used to call that a 'Penis cut' because it was popular with Dick heads."
The girls in the group took great delight playing with the combinations of what could become his new nickname.