Vocal Voices

This one fly, just the one, has decised to become my pet or has adopted me as its legal owner.

It plays games with me.

Wherever I go, it goes!

What spooks me, though, is that it can read my mind.

If I pick up a slipper or a rolled up newspaper it moves just far enough out of range, but if I put them down it comes nearer, ever nearer.

It knows that I want to SPLAT it......!!!

You need me WM

We have swatters dotted around the house and I've become a dab hand at stalking and then putting them on the floor They're then given to the geckhos and lizzies outside

Must be my badminton right hand

We have an electric bug swatter

I'm quite a dab hand at catching them in my hand.

The secret is to go for a point seven inches above the resting fly and six inches in front of it.

Go on -- have a go.

Shame. You want to kill it? poor fly.