The barrack-room lawyers are at the door ....
Posted: 10 Mar 2014, 16:03
Mrs O has given up "bikkits" for Lent. However, I have never seen such a tight definition of a biscuit in all my life, and as soon as I raise a query, out come the fine legal arguments ...
A "bar" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed caramel bars, and oat bars ....
A "cookie" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed stem ginger cookies ....
A "cracker" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed cheese biscuits on the grounds they are not biscuits but crackers (not the only thing that's crackers in this household) ....
A "biscotti" is not a "bikkit" - because that's what it says on the packet, biscotti, read it, dumbo!
A "rich tea bikkit" is not a "bikkit" - because who in their right minds would give up rich tea biscuits for Lent?
I've given up .....
So what have you given up - for Lent, that is ?
A "bar" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed caramel bars, and oat bars ....
A "cookie" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed stem ginger cookies ....
A "cracker" is not a "bikkit" - so we are allowed cheese biscuits on the grounds they are not biscuits but crackers (not the only thing that's crackers in this household) ....
A "biscotti" is not a "bikkit" - because that's what it says on the packet, biscotti, read it, dumbo!
A "rich tea bikkit" is not a "bikkit" - because who in their right minds would give up rich tea biscuits for Lent?
I've given up .....
So what have you given up - for Lent, that is ?