Vocal Voices

Aranged to meet some person who posts on an expats (hate that word) board we go on - this time it's bloke.

Grumpy said I'm a tart, chatting up these strange men

Can't be as bad as that woman we met in Tavira though - but we're meeting him on Thursday morning - market day Can always make some sort of excuse, I suppose

You have to have faith Ton, you never know

Have fun

He's called Zepher

And has rats

I'm blummin' mad, me

He might be very nice Ton, just hope he leaves his rats at home

I should explain - really - that he has moved to a small house in the middle of nowhere and the rats were taking over - he's trying to get rid of them.

Apparently, rats like carob trees and will hide in them and jump onto your roof then down your chimney.

I live and learn

Ohhhhhh! I thought you meant he had pet rats

Rats coming down the chimney - no thanks!

JoM wrote:Ohhhhhh! I thought you meant he had pet rats

Rats coming down the chimney - no thanks!

So did I