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...Jacob's that is!

He's going away tomorrow for 4 days and so far he has packed:

1 sleeping bag
I pair of jeans
1 bottle of vodka
1 frying pan!

I've just asked him if he plans to sleep with his jeans on whilst frying vodka!

LOL.

Thats my kind of packing. Though assuming he will be wearing a pair of jeans, why does he need another? Take them out and he can get another bottle of vodka in!

A frying pan suggests food..... that's more dead weight to go with the extra jeans. And why lug a heavy bottle of voddy all that way? Either transfer it to a much lighter plastic bottle or buy some nearer the destination.

The boy needs serious help......

debih wrote:LOL.

Thats my kind of packing. Though assuming he will be wearing a pair of jeans, why does he need another? Take them out and he can get another bottle of vodka in!

I was just going to say that it sounded like your kind of packing

Workingman wrote:A frying pan suggests food..... that's more dead weight to go with the extra jeans. And why lug a heavy bottle of voddy all that way? Either transfer it to a much lighter plastic bottle or buy some nearer the destination.

The boy needs serious help......

Vodka in a plastic bottle?!

That's peasant talk.

They're going to 'hicksville' land and cannot risk there not being a vodka shop nearby.

He has now added eggs and baguettes to his motley collection.

Eggs and baggies... what's he like!?

Eggs break and baggies go stale or soft, depending on how they feel on any particular day. Ring-pull tins of pork luncheon meat/bacon fry and beans are needed with possibly, possibly, a Vesta curry as a treat.

A b/f and I went to Santa pod for the weekend with a tent, sleeping bags, a loaf of sliced bread, a jar of peanut butter and a bunch of bananas...I don't remember taking any clothes

Can think of a few more essentials..er..well one anyway.