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I like to think I have willpower.

I know I have a stubborn streak (so says Don!)

But I've let myself down..badly.

It all started yesterday.

In Iceland.

It was very expensive.

Not to be opened until Christmas Day.

And shared with the family.

Don asked me if it would be safe left in the fridge.

I assured him it would.

I've peeped in a few times, picked it up and put it down again.

So worried was Don that I'd slip up he offered to hide it from me.

Don't be silly I said.

I can resist ALL temptation.

WRONG!!!!!

I tried. Really, really tried.

No good. It was screaming eat me! eat me!

So I have.

Cheese!

Scottish Cheddar to be precise.

I practically ran to the fridge, grabbed it, raced to the cutlery drawer and with shaking hands knifed the cheese open and cut a huge chunk off and stuffed it in my gob!

This action was repeated 3 times.

Am now wondering if Don will believe my lie..something about mice and clever mice too. They can open fridges.

Ho Hum.

Ally I can resist anything except temptation

I'm on my way to the airport with a tin of Jacobs Crackers for Cheese

Kaz wrote::oops: Ally I can resist anything except tempatation

I'm on my way to the airport with a tin of Jacobs Crackers for Cheese

I'm on my way to pick you up.

Oh no! I thought I was stronger too! No intention of making a smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich. Then daughter tells me one of her customers, Hix Seafood restaurant in Lyme Regis, gave her a present of some luxury smoked salmon so I mentally went into a decline thinking she won't need the Sainsbury's pre-packed Taste The Difference smoked salmon I'd bought for her Christmas day lunch. No comparison.

It was delicious and she'll never know because I won't tell her. Can't you even up the teeth marks in the cheese Ally? Or use artistic skills and carve little nibbly mice teeth shapes in it?

Whoops!!! I bought some of that Sainsbury's TTD salmon for Mick for over Christmas - he's the only one who eats it

Kaz wrote:Whoops!!! I bought some of that Sainsbury's TTD salmon for Mick for over Christmas - he's the only one who eats it

Tell him it is delicious!

Tasted even better to me as my guilty pleasure!

I will

I've had an idea!

It's so warm here I'll leave the cheese out in the sun and when soft will squish it back into a cheese shape and then disguise the knife marks cunningly.

Very cunning! I like your style