Vocal Voices

I didn't see it, but I sure as hell heard it!

Apparently the little lad had been putting biscuits in the trolley and mum had been taking them back out. This went on a few times before he stomped off to the end of the aisle near the checkouts. There he turned round and in his loudest voice declaimed: "Mum is a...a...she's....a A MONSTER!"

When I was over in September I was in Next and heard a young (no more than 8) boy call his mum a 'fat cow'.

LOL Frank, that is funny - but OMG Ally that's horrendous I have heard similar though, only in the last year or so mind you..............

I just cannot even imagine my fate if I'd ever said anything like that to either of my parents

Kaz wrote:LOL Frank, that is funny - but OMG Ally that's horrendous I have heard similar though, only in the last year or so mind you..............

I just cannot even imagine my fate if I'd ever said anything like that to either of my parents

I felt mortified just listening!

I'm 52 and wouldn't even say bluddy in front of my mum.

My dad hated to hear a woman swear, he was old fashioned that way, so I never ever did in front of him Not that I swear all the time, but I always minded my p's and q's

Remind me to stay over here

I still daren't swear in front of my husband!

I swear a lot inside my head though!

Frank, that reminds me of my youngest when he was about 4. He would get really angry at times and would shout this..."You...you...silly old sausage!!!

A friend and I once overheard her little brother and his little mate. We were about 13 and they about 5 and had been playing soldiers.
They'd gone through 'my knife's better than your knife', 'but my gun's better than your gun', and 'but I hid better than you did', and got to 'my dad's bigger than your dad', then 'but my dad could knock your dad out'

Then the killer blow - 'but anyway, I've...I've got a rabbit!'
We laughed at that for years

Di a rabbit was definitely a trump card