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&@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 10:10
by Workingman
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I am cream crackered.

Last night at about 10:20 some sort of alarm went off. It was not a house type alarm, more a long whistle, and it was a LOT louder than usual - loud enough to hurt one's ears!

A few of us went out, but we could not see a visible indication of a house alarm, and we could not pinpoint it as it seemed to be all around us. Because we have areas of open woodland and greens, plus unlit garage areas, none of us were tempted to go find the source of the alarm so I came in and phoned the police on the non-emergency number and the operator could hear the racket over the phone.

They were not interested - no crime being committed, so they passed me on to the noise nuisance team at Environmental Health. They were not interested either because I could not give them an address where the noise was coming from and anyway they didn't have the resources to investigate. We were stuck, and the neighbours were not that pleased.

I eventually went to bed at about ten past midnight, but with the racket still going on it was impossible to sleep.

At 01:18, according to my bedroom clock, four police cars turned up with lights flashing and sirens blaring. One blocked the entry to our little estate, another blocked the road just outside my place, effectively cutting the estate in half, and the other two went down the street. About twenty minutes later a builder's van turned up and shortly after everything went quiet - peace at last!

This is the tale. One of the houses is being refurbished and the builders had pushed a trailer full of tools and materials to the side. This trailer was alarmed, boy was it alarmed! Something, possibly a fox, had probably jumped on to it, or the tow-bar, and set the tumbler off - there was no sign of any attempted break in. The neighbours had bombarded the police with complaints, so much so that they eventually had to act and the builder was called to immobilise the alarm.

Had the police listened and acted in the first place there would have been no need for them to turn up (expensively) mob-handed in the early hours as though a riot had gone off, but, hey, what do I know?
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Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 10:23
by Weka
I hear ya. (Noise and all :lol: ) we have a house alarm here that goes off regularly, only I've never found the source, till this afternoon, when the alarm went off in the oak tree. Some ruddy lorikeet has learnt to mimic it. :twisted:

Also reminds me of when I lived in pimlico in London. A shipping container had turned up I the street across thread from our house, had been there for days, then at 3am, the police decided that they needed to break into it, there and then, as it didn't have the relevant documents attached to it. :roll:

Hope you get more sleep tonight.

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 10:31
by Workingman
Weka wrote:Hope you get more sleep tonight.


Cheers Weka, I should be OK with a little help from a famous grouse. ;)

(It a whisky I case you were wondering)

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 11:53
by Diflower
Poor you WM, that unrelenting noise is impossible to ignore.
Let's hope they've taken the alarm off, or changed it.

Lol Weka, not much chance of turning that one off then - except with a gun :D

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 12:02
by Osc
Weka wrote: Some ruddy lorikeet has learnt to mimic it. :twisted:


Mr. Osc "occasionally" doesn't close the freezer properly with the result that hours later it starts to beep as the temperature has dropped below what it should be. One early morning recently I woke up suddenly, and jumped out of the bed because I could hear the freezer alarm. But when I woke up fully, I realised that there was a bird outside making the exact same noise :shock: :roll:

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 13:45
by Kaz
Oh heck Frank, what a PITA :roll: :evil: xxx

Osc :lol: ;)

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 14:58
by Workingman
:lol: @ Osc and Weka's birds.

The builders have not been about today..... guilty consciences perhaps. :-P :-P :-P

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 15:45
by cruiser2
The alarm on a car across the road keeps going off. The owner has had it back to the garage several times as it was still under warranty. But it still goes off at od times. Fortunately he is a light sleeper and just gets out and presses the key fob from inside the house to stop it.
I set our alarm off early one morning recently. Forgot to turn it off before I opened the front door.

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 15:47
by JoM
Workingman wrote::lol: @ Osc and Weka's birds.

The builders have not been about today..... guilty consciences perhaps. :-P :-P :-P


Or catching up on their sleep after an alarm callout :-P

Re: &@%*dy Alarms!

PostPosted: 05 Sep 2013, 16:11
by saundra
hope you sleep well tonight WM
how very annoying for everybody