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...Specsavers !

This morning, ran 30 yards at full pelt to the bus stop and flagged down .....




....... a council roadsweeper !!



Ah, the perils of old age ....

that is really funny
bet you felt a right idiot tho

I won't make any unnecessarily rude comments about rubbish!

You worry me at times Ossie, you really do.

*Visions of a wild-feathered Ostrich chasing a dustcart*

Things can only get worse Ostrich! I drove to a local shop on an estate this morning for a couple of bits as town was gridlocked and I parked opposite the shop partly obstructing a private driveway. There was no car parked in it. I was minutes in the shop and when I got back to my car a bloke was in the front garden who I know from the pub.

I thought he said 'Fancy a white wine?' because he's seen me drink enough of it. So I said 'Yes!' in that jokey kind of way.

He actually had said 'Can't you see that white line?' and he hadn't recognised me as I was in my indoor Leisure Wear. Read that as Well Scruffy!

He was really stroppy with me muttering that I ought to use my savvy!

How cringey that was

LOL, Fugi ..... oh dear!