Vocal Voices

........ with a kipper!

In fact, let's do it. Line up: Tallest on the right, shortest on the left.

Why sir, why?

I'll tell you bl**dy why Thorganby.

Yesterday my Sony Experia Miro smatrphone arrived...... and it's bloody right handed: that's why.

To send it to sleep the button is at the top left corner. You lot only have to stretch a finger. I have to juggle the damned thing in my hand, or use two hands, or drop it!

To get it to wake up not only do I have a fight with the button I also have to push the icon over the lock and my thumb isn't long enough, all you rightful ones have to do is pull it - done.

And if I want to increase or decrease the call volume I have to use a finger in an odd way, whereas you so-an'-sos have the switch right where your thumb is.

Now, line up and take it like us lefties have always had to do.

can you not use it upside down? lol

Don't be daft. Phones aren't left or right handed. My phone has the sleep button at top right. It just depends.

Someone needs to tie your left arm around your waist to MAKE you be right handed.

And slap you with a cane if you don't.

I weren't being serious. It's a nice (r h) phone.

Well anyway I'm ambidextrous, on the computer not anything else

Do as I do. Hold in one hand and use the index finger of the other.....

My phone is too big to be used one handed and that's exactly the way I like it....

LOL my phone has the button on the right

Talking of phones, we went browsing the other week as John's due a new one from work this month and he needed to decide which to get from the choice he'd been given - some are flippin' enormous!