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Just kill me now!

As we are not overlooked at all in our garden sometimes I'll just swim in the nuddy.

I'm doing my lengths today (whilst thinking swimming is an excellent way of shaking off a hangover ) and was aware of a sort of scooshy/spray noise and thought it might be a neighbour's water sprinkler for their garden.

I get out the pool (no cossy on) and was showering myself when I was aware that the scooshy/spray noise had stopped.

Something..I don't know what..made me look over and there, on the roof of my neighbour's house, was the man responsible for the scooshy/spray noise.
He was washing the roof.

OMG! He just stood there looking at me. Like an idiot I just stood there rooted to the spot looking back!

Then in my best 'this happens every day and I will not show that I want to die a thousand deaths walk' proceeded very quickly over to my towel and wrapped it round me.

I have to pop out later and Mr scooshy will see me getting into the car so I'm off now to concoct an outfit that will disguise me.

Oh the shame!!

Oh heck!!!!

So Mr Scooshy isn't your neighbour? In which case you'll never see him again after today??

JoM wrote:Oh heck!!!!

So Mr Scooshy isn't your neighbour? In which case you'll never see him again after today??

Don't laugh Jo..but he had goggles on so I don't know!

Oh god, what a shock!
The ex and I were taken by surprise, at a friend's place in Portugal. We were in the pool in the nuddy when the man arrived to do the pool maintenance I stayed in the water and made him go and get my bikini, and was jiggling the water so he couldn't see me properly

Diflower wrote::lol:

Oh god, what a shock!
The ex and I were taken by surprise, at a friend's place in Portugal. We were in the pool in the nuddy when the man arrived to do the pool maintenance I stayed in the water and made him go and get my bikini, and was jiggling the water so he couldn't see me properly

That made me laugh out loud!

oh dear!! sorry but that did make me laugh!!

xx

Ally ,have you considered that the poor man may be traumatised?

Whoops

Similar happened to me too up at Bente's, having a crafty dip after a lot of cleaning, then around walks the neighbour

At least you didn't recognise him

I think that I might have fallen off the roof in embarrassment!

victor wrote:Ally ,have you considered that the poor man may be traumatised?

No.