He was piddled, as normal
Stepped on a large stone, middle of the night, insisted on being taken home, the guy who took him home then called the place they were staying in, as Mitch just fell over, when he got out of the car.
Well, you would with a broken leg
Ambulance rung, that's him stuck there for a couple of weeks.
No idea what help he can have, not that he'd want any. Jan, me, Hugh, Steve, Joe, Maxine, Dominic, Tina and others will help where we can.
Daft sod, hopefully, that will make him think about drinking a couple of bottles of brandy, but I doubt it.