...and not wanting to hijack the bathroom thread - we were at a funeral the other week and the priest talked about the parable of the vestal virgins. However, they have suddenly become bridesmaids and no mention of their virginity at all I talked to him briefly afterwards but didn't have the bottle to ask when they became bridesmaids as opposed to vestal virgins!! I suppose it might be difficult to find a virginal bridesmaid these days
Also did you know that the Pope has said there is no evidence that there were any animals in the stable where Christ was born - he will be saying there is no Santa next