Vocal Voices

Of having your knicker lassy going

Not the first time this has happened

First time, on crutches, both feet in plaster. My first time waking down Chipping Sodbury High Street, in skirt (also not usual). Half way down, my underwear started going down towards my knees. I ended up walking with my knees together, to keep them up, laughing so much, but Grumpy was not too impressed

Today, the same thing happened, Cheapo market knickers 6 pairs for 5 euros walking from the car to the bar, whoops Fortunately, wearing trousers this time

Now in the bin

I once lost mine walking over a zebra crossing, I stepped out of them, put them in my handbag and carried on, I was mortified though.

I lost a pair on the slide when I was about 8. Every time I came down I heard a rip, thought it was my skirt until finally they stayed on a sticking up screw. My friend climbed back up the front of the slide and rescued them